are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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