ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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