She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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