And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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