Non-Jews are for practice
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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