Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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