I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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