on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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