I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.