oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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