so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What a dumb baby whore.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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