Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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