babies were throwing up all over the place
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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