Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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