WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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