we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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