I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
My feet surprised me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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