I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He passed out mid-signature
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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