Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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