I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
birth control should be required to get into college
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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