Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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