i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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