What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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