i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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