Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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