you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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