but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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