Do vagina's smell?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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