How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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