David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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