he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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