How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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