i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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