Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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