do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
