literally had 100 drinks last night.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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