Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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