Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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