I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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