Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dicks are not precious.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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