Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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