Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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