That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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