But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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