Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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