And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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