I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
