i think my mom watched the whole time
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
nutella sex= disaster
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The power of my boobs compel you
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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