I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We are all done wearing pants today
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
God, I missed his penis.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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