How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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