party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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