Sry I called you an 8
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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