Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He felt like a one man threesome
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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