y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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