she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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